i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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