I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
