Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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