I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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