My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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