But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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