It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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