Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
