shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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