can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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