Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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