Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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