I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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