Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
nutella sex= disaster
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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