There is no way he is gay with that hair.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
you inspire me to be a worse person
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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