if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
