I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
3 2 1 whiskey
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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