We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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