What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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