i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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