Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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