David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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