we were pretty classy up until the second keg
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
