It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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