you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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