I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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