I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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