That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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