i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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