when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we made out on top of his cat.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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