Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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