It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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