Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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