try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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