A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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