Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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