you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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