But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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