Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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