when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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