listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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