handjob tips. give me some.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
