dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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