she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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