I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Less talking, more tequila
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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