She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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