Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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