quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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