Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Randomize
