it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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