He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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