Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I want to make a zoo with you.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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