Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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