so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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